Irondequoit Catholic Communities
Dont Stay Away From Church

Celebrating 100 over years in Irondequoit

Clustered Worship Sites:

Individual Worship Sites:

Irondequoit Catholic Communities:

  • Because it rains. -- You go to work in the rain.
  • Because it is hot. -- So is the golf course.
  • Because it is cold. -- It's warm and friendly inside.
  • Because you are poor. -- There is no admission charge.
  • Because you are rich. -- That can be cured.
  • Because no one invited you. -- People go to the movies without being asked.
  • Because you have children. -- God loves them!
  • Because there are hypocrites. -- You associate with them daily.
  • Because you have company visiting. -- They will admire your loyalty if you bring them along, or ask them to wait till you get back.
  • Because your clothes are not expensive. -- Churches are not supposed to be fashion shows.
  • Because the church always wants your money. -- So does your grocer.
  • Because you have plenty of time to go later. -- Are you sure?

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